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15 hilarious pregnancy quotes you can totally relate to

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15 hilarious pregnancy quotes you can totally relate to- haha! These are too funny and right on the money! If you're pregnant you can totally relate to these and laugh out loud because these are so true. Thanks for pinning!

I love reading inspirational and motivational quotes that lift my spirits and make me want to get things done. Quotes that motivate me to be a better person and mom. Sometimes all we need is to read a quote to change our mindset and our way of looking at things in life. I also love reading funny quotes about being pregnant and about being a parent because it makes my day. I can relate to them and it also serves as a reminder to laugh at things that you went through or are going through.

We all know that being pregnant can have it’s challenges and even though we feel super blessed and extremely excited about our little human growing inside of us, sometimes it can be hard. Like having to pee every 5 minutes, to just the thought of food making us gag and let’s not talk about our hormones, they can make us all kinds of crazy. Sorry, hubby! What I do know is that we all relate to these 15 hilarious pregnancy quotes because we’ve been there or are going through it right now!

Being pregnant is an amazing time in a woman’s life and there are so many positive things that we experience. We also experience the not so fun things like not being able to bend down to get something that we dropped, being tired most of the day and even getting annoyed at things quickly. Today, I want to focus on the not so glamorous side of being pregnant in a fun and hopefully funny way.

Let me know if you can relate to all or some of these and which one was your favorite. I definitely related to all of them when I was pregnant and that’s why I find them so funny!

15 hilarious pregnancy quotes you can totally relate to

 “ That moment when all of your friends are dieting & exercising and you’re just pregnant like, Baby wants a cupcake”

 

“Get comfortable. Have to pee. Get really thirsty after you pee. Drink an entire cup of water. Get comfortable. Have to pee Again. I give up!”

 

“” Yes. I’m clearly pregnant. But if you remind me once more of how huge I’ve gotten…I’m going to eat you”

 

“ Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze”

 

“ I’ve reached that point in my pregnancy were I no longer want to wear pants”

 

“ Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and need to do it again tomorrow”

 

“ That awkward phase in pregnancy when people can’t tell if you’re pregnant or just fat”

 

“ You know you’re in your third trimester when you drop something on the floor and walk away muttering “f*** it!” (via. Rottenecards)

 

“ Can’t eat because of nausea. Nauseus because I can’t eat…Well played, pregnancy.Well played” (via.babybumpapp)

 

“ Ask me the gender and due date one more time”

 

“ I am so ready to have this baby”

 

“ When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No period for 9 months- That’s a reason to celebrate” (via mommiepoppins)

 

“ Don’t ask me why I’m crying because I don’t know”

 

“ I do not waddle, it’s called pregnancy swag”

 

“ I’m sorry my pregnancy hormones verbally abused you, go get me ice cream? (via hahasforhoohas)

P.S: If you’re a first time mom or a seasoned pregnant mama, I totally recommend checking out this ultimate baby prep workbook! It’s something I wish I had when I was pregnant! It’s packed of printables for you to prepare and be organized before baby arrives

 

I hope you enjoyed reading these 15 hilarious pregnancy quotes as much as I did. Happy baby bumpin’

*most of the quotes shared were from someecards.

 

*Spanish*

Me encanta leer citas de inspiración y de motivación que levantan el ánimo y me dan ganas de hacer las cosas. Citas que me motivan a ser una mejor persona y mamá. A veces todo lo que necesitamos es leer una cita para cambiar nuestra forma de pensar y nuestra forma de ver las cosas en la vida. También me gusta leer citas divertidas acerca de estar embarazada y de ser madre porque hace mi día. Me identifico con ellos y también sirve como un recordatorio para reírse de las cosas que usted ha pasado o esta pasando.

Todos sabemos que el estar embarazada puede tener sus retos y aunque nos sentimos muy bendecidas y extremadamente entusiasmadas con nuestro pequeño humano que crece dentro de nosotras, a veces puede ser difícil. Como tener que orinar cada 5 minutos, con sólo el pensamiento de los alimentos nos da nauseas y no vamos a hablar de nuestras hormonas, que nos pueden hacer todo tipo de locas. Perdon, marido! Lo que sí sé es que todos nos relacionamos con estas 15 citas de embarazo graciosos porque hemos estado allí o estamos pasando eso ahora!

El embarazo es un momento increíble en la vida de una mujer y hay tantas cosas positivas que experimentamos. También experimentamos las cosas no tan divertidas como no ser capaz de agacharnos para conseguir algo se nos callo, estar cansadas la mayor parte del día e incluso estar molestas por las cosas rápidamente. Hoy en día, me quiero concentrar en el lado no tan glamoroso de estar embarazada de una manera divertida y graciosa.

Déjame saber si usted puede relacionarse con todos o algunos de estos y cuál es su favorito. Yo definitivamente me relacionaba con todos ellos cuando estaba embarazada y que por eso me lo encuentro tan divertido!

15 citas de embarazo graciosos que usted puede relacionar totalmente

“Ese momento en que todas sus amigas están a dieta y hacer ejercicio y solo tu estas, embarazada como, bebé quiere in cupcake”

“Sentirse cómoda. Tener que orinar. Obtener mucha sed después de orinar. Beber una taza entera de agua. Sentirse cómoda. Tener que orinar de nuevo. ¡Me doy por vencida!”

” Sí. Estoy claramente embarazada. Pero si me recuerdan una vez más de lo grande que me estoy poniendo … Voy a comerte “

“El embarazo me ha hecho comprender que se necesita talento no hacerse pis sí mismo cuando se estornuda”

“He llegado a ese punto en mi embarazo que ya no quiero usar pantalones”

“Todo el mundo me deje en paz. He tenido un día ajetreado estando embarazada y necesito hacerlo de nuevo mañana”

“Esa etapa incómoda en el embarazo cuando la gente no puede decir si estás embarazada o simplemente gorda”

“Usted sabe que está en su tercer trimestre cuando se le cae algo en el suelo y se aleja murmurando que se j**a! “(Vía. Rottenecards)

 

“No se puede comer debido a las náuseas. Nauseas porque no puedo comer … bien jugado, embarazo. Bien jugado”(via.babybumpapp)

“Pregúntame el sexo y la fecha de vencimiento una vez más”

“Estoy tan lista para tener a este bebé”

“Cuando descubrí que estaba embarazada, me invadió una felicidad pura. Ningún período en 9 meses-Esa es una razón para celebrar “(via. mommiepoppins)

“No me pregunte por qué estoy llorando porque yo no lo sé”

“No Waddle, se llama estilo de embarazo”

“Lo siento mi hormonas del embarazo verbalmente te ha abusado, me compras helado? (A través de HaHasforHooHas)

 

Espero que hayan disfrutado la lectura de estas 15 citas graciosas de embarazo tanto como yo lo hice.

* La mayor parte de las cotizaciones compartidas eran de someecards.

 

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funny quotes about motherhoodI know you've been there? When you';re too tired to get things done? I have and I know that you probable have too, that';s why I'm sharing simple ways to get things done even when you're too tired to do them. Simple tips and tricks to get up, get motivated and get your tasks done!.

 Hugs, Ros Emely

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  1. Kay at TheBabyBuncher says

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    I ‘loved’ being asked constantly during all 3 of pregnancies if I was having twins. And I ‘loved’ it even more when I said no and then lots of people would say, oh you must be mistaken. You are definitely having twins…. TRANSLATION: You look like a whale. How many organisms are you incubating? Millions clearly, right?
    …Gee, thanks.

  2. Chelsea @ Life With My Littles says

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    So true!!
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  3. Ros Emely says

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    haha, right!?

  4. Ros Emely says

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    Oh no! People really have no filter when it comes to pregnant women, it’s crazy!

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